Alpine Golf Resort in Chiang Mai 2) …and in the center: 
Thai Country Club in Bangkok 3) …as well as in the south: 
Mission Hills Phuket 4) The Thai caddies don’t know how to smile: 
5) It’s almost impossible to find a massage or spa: 
6) Nightlife is non-existend: 
7) Nor are there any nice rooftop bars: 
Vertigo Grill & Moon Bar in Bangkok 8) The hotels are uncomfortable at best: 
Rest Details Hotel Hua Hin 9) The beaches are a joke: 
10) And as we all already know, the food is just disguisting: 
Now, you hopefully have a good idea as to why you should (not) book your next golf holiday to Thailand!
